FEEL THE POWER.
Wear this any time you want to:
- Tower over the masses as they tremble in your terrifying wake!
- Relish in your unquenchable thirst to destroy all that is before you!
- Savor the rush of sheer, unbridled power coursing through your veins!
About the artwork
I drew this chaos-loving dinosaur at age 6 and I've come back to him for inspiration and motivation ever since. :-)
Quality or crap?
You are in luck! This is quality.
- SUPER soft and comfy
- Durable (will withstand repeated washings)
- Lightweight
- Tri-blend fabric (50% polyester/25% combed ring-spun cotton/25% rayon)
Ethical or evil?
Ethical! We believe it’s only worth making something if it’s actually GOOD for people and the planet. Our provider is BELLA+CANVAS, a company we’re proud to work with — and one you can be proud to support.
Here are some of their key social and environmental policies:
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Sweatshop-free: All USA facilities are platinum-certified by WRAP (Worldwide Responsible Accredited Production), and they are getting all their international facilities certified as well.
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Water-friendly: All fabric is dyed in California (the state with the highest environmental protections) with bluesign®-certified dyes, at dye houses that use 7x less water than the average clothing manufacturer.
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Climate-friendly: All sewing and cutting facilities run on 100% solar power.
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Virtually zero waste: Everything they can’t turn into a clothing product is either recycled or repurposed, including fabric, plastic, bottles, and paper.
Learn more here, here, here, and here.
Size guide


IMPORTANT DISCLAIMERS
- May combust if you light it on fire.
- May eventually dissolve in vat of acid.
- Do not attempt to use as a flotation device.
Production time: 4-7 business days (before shipping)